Happy Birthday, Love
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Dan gets hammered and accidentally stumbles upon one of Phil's "dirty little secrets" and the universe seems to lose all balance and meaning. I made this smuffy, and somewhat angsty little Dan&Phil birthday oneshot for my friend, so enjoy while eating a delicious slice of frosted diabetes for maximum results!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Phanficticon1008
You are awesome and hella sexy!
Seriously this chick is da nuclear bomb!
[WARNING; If smutt makes you uncomfortable and you refuse to bend logic and physics for the sake of fiction, then I suggest you stop reading gay fanfiction, coz seriously, that is the majority of it.]
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