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The Life of Bob
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Ongoing, First published Aug 22, 2016
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Witness the boring and uninteresting world of Bob Bobbington where he goes in an unexpected journey where he will encounter people he do not want, do jobs he doesn't leik, kill the beasts called DEPPRESSION, ANXIETY, STRESS, FUGLINEss. Follow him in his quest to freedom and find the man who can answer his questions in liiife. is this real? is he real? am i real? are you real? Why do we exist. Help him to find the memes he needs, the wars he needs to end, and lastly find the legendary nyancat while overcoming his hangoverness.

*WARNING* may contain inappropriate images
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Take Courage, My Heart

45 parts Complete Mature

If he had known danger, death and vampires would follow, he would have asked for disownment. *** Jesse Parker was never particularly close to his family, but when he ends up in a behavior modification facility he regrets not having cut ties with them. With nothing left to lose but his life, he fights for it and puts himself right between the fangs of an insatiable, sadistic vampire. All he wanted was freedom, but death was so much more attainable. And if he made friends and fell in love on the way to getting his life back, well, that was just part of the fun. *** UPDATES EVERY OTHER MONDAY Content Warning: This story contains kidnapping, physical torture, body horror, graphic depictions of violence, coercion, attempted murder, death/dying, blood, depiction of addiction, drugging, human trafficking, psychological abuse, mentioned sexual abuse, verbal abuse, trauma, mild PTSD, night terrors, insomnia, explicit sexual content, swearing

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