Didn't Expect That
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Huling na-publish Tue, Jun 6, 2017
''Holy shit. Mother of flippin pancakes.'' I blurt out, the bag of chips I was holding forgotten in an instant, ''I found a diamond among the rocks--a mighty horse among the sluggish pigs.''
''Huh?'' London asked from beside me, ''what was that, Ava?"
"I found the handsomest guy of our age!'' I gushed, ''I don't have to be afraid of dying alone!"
''You're exaggerating,'' Lo shakes her head, laughing, ''where is this handsome guy though? What's his name?"
"That's the prob, I haven't caught his name--I can't see his name tag.''
I fixed my gaze on the handsome guy chatting to his friends--waiting for him to turn around so I can pick up a name.
''Josh..?'' I murmured, reading out his name, ''I will certainly remember that.''
The way he laughed, it's killing me--if I know him already I'll probably just tackle him with a hug and pinch his baby like cheeks--
But I gotta get to know him first, be someone he could rely on,
Be his special girl.
..or not. Haha!
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