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How To Be a Published Drunk!

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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯? 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

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Stumbling Steps

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯? 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.