The Best Thing I Never Wanted

People say that Julie see things and hear things that aren't real. People also say that Julie can't tell what she's feeling.
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'You?' We both shouted. I was glaring at him fiercely.

'Juliet, it's so nice to see you after all these years.' he greeted. I didn't need a supercomputer to tell me he was being facetious.

'I am not Juliet! My name is Julie. Stop making fun of it! And how about you? Oliver Perry! It makes me think of the weird cartoon that teaches children that people's head should be triangular or rectangular shaped! What was it? Perry the platypus?'

'What's wrong with the name Juliet? You never really told me why you didn't like it.'

Hippo jumped on Oliver's head and started singing. I wanted to yell at Hippo to get away from him but I couldn't bring myself to do so.

'Everything! Everything is wrong with the name Juliet. Oh, and you look like that Doofenshmirtz guy!'

'Well, I really can't imagine that.' Oliver guffawed. I have had with his sarcasm.

'You're so annoying!'

'I'm not. Julie, please don't say that. You know I get offended by that.' he said with stern words.

Why would anyone be offended by that comment?!

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Can Julie stand living with Oliver?