Blame Him (Phan)
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Last published Sun, Dec 25, 2016
Now let me get this straight. None of this is my fault.
It's all His.
So let me tell you something. Before you dive into this 'perfect little story', before you wait patiently for another update, before you begin to type in that first comment or vote for the first time.
None of this is my fault.
I didn't fall for Phil Lester. He pushed me.
It's not my fault he's so likeable. So if you want someone, anyone to blame for the angst, and the fluff your eyes are about to read?
Blame Him.
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