Piss Off, Pezzo di Merda.

High School is tough, for sure. With the new kids, the oldies, the creepy teachers, the searching for the colleges etc. Not to mention the pressure of making sure that your High School experience is a life-changing, novel-worthy journey about self-discovery and making friends. You know, the scrawny underdog meets the arrogant bully with his head so far up his ass, he can't sit right. Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I refuse to make this that kind of story. Nope, not happening. This story begins in Livorno, Italy. Now, because I'm sure a lot of you cannot, in fact, speak Italian, everything will be written in English, for your benefit. Except a few chosen swear words. Fair warning.