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A Book of Mallycat504 (Why Didn't I Think of This Sooner!?!?)

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Official creator of the world's worst stories, with the cheesiest lines and dorkiest characters. So unless you like that stuff...

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Yeah, I still can't write. Surprised? Me neither!

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A book about me (full of grammar mistakes) where I talk about life and write short stories with other peoples!

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100% Bad Boy Free!

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Best: 54 in Non-FictionAll Rights Reserved

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Stuck with the Bad Boy | ✔️ by d_arkening

COMPLETED, CURRENTLY EDITING/PARTIALLY REWRITING (please excuse the mess. Some of the plot is being changed so there might be a few areas that get confusing, nothing too much though) Funny how life decides to act like a roller coaster. The ups and down come in a split second. You can't decide whether you want fast or slow. Dangerous or steady. But you don't get a choice. You go with the flow. No matter what. I'm Phoenix Wood, the misfit, and outcast of my town. Instead of a roller coaster my life's more like a train wreck. My adventure loving parents were lost at sea and I was left to my aunt Clare Small. Like I said, train wreck... Not roller coaster, TRAIN WRECK. Not to mention the fact that I end up stuck with the bad boy. Could it get any worse? Secrets unravel and life gets a bit more complicated that it used to be. But it must go on. She's stuck with the bad boy. Or is it the other way around? Maybe he's stuck with the bad Girl... * WARNING: this book is my first work, it'll be a bit rough at the start and sometimes I'll accidentally mess up the story line or it will seem ridiculously stupid, so read at your own risk (I will admit, this book is like my baby, so please be kind when correcting my errors). It gets much better about half way through. If you'd like to read a book of mine that is much better written, go to my profile and find the book Breathe Me. Thanks! (Seriously though, there's a TON of mistakes, some made because I'm currently editing, so the story line could get confusing in some places) Originally published: 2 / 13 / 2014 Completed: 1 / 9 / 2017 Finished Editing: (Not finished yet) Highest rank: #303 in Teen Fiction (1-10-2017)

True Stories From My Terrible Love Life [✓] by InsaneAtaraxy

Based on a true story, as pathetic as it is. This is the tale of my "love life" through high school. It's a documentary of my terrible mistakes. Enjoy! (PLEASE keep in mind that I wrote all of this when I was 18!) [#145 in Humor -03/24/18] [#49 in Based on a True Story -07/10/18] [COMPLETED 12/31/18] These other rankings got me dead: #241 truestory, #14 jerks, #215 asian, #218 mistakes [as of 07/10/18]

Deeper by anya_jayvyn

In which I fall in love with my brother's best friend. ***** "Don't pretend like you don't feel anything." His voice is low, sending shivers down my spine. "What do you mean?" "You know damn well what I mean." "I don't know what you're talking about." I pretend to ignore him, flipping some pages in my book. "Come on. I have all these assignments waiting. Aren't you supposed to teach me tonight?" "It depends on what you want me to teach." He smirks, his voice sounding even more dangerous. ***** I thought that my brother was the most popular guy in school, but as soon as I step into my university life, I realize how wrong I was. Meet Vaughn Cooper, his best friend. The guy is the epitome of every girl's dream. Godlike handsome. The quarterback. He's got the looks, and he's got the brain. Come on, he's got the scholarship to one of the most prestigious universities in the country, while I have just barely passed the entrance examination after long years of struggle during high school. How could a guy who worked that hard and deserves nothing more but adoration be labeled as a bad boy? Yeah, the answer is simple. The moment we lock eyes, I realize something as I stare into those piercing, amber eyes. He's not every girl's dream. He's every girl's nightmare. In my case, MY nightmare. Calm down, heart. Our story hasn't even started. © 2020 Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved. (Content warning: This book has descriptive sexual content, explicit language, and triggering themes)

An Everlasting Bond by Salem_Kitchen_Witch

Okiee.. So, this was actually a Performance Task within my ELA class, we needed to come up with a short story, and I came up with this regarding one of my favorite OC's. Now then, this story is a somewhat self insert (For those who don't know what that is, it's basically where you input yourself in a story your writing) But this is an Alternate universe of me, so she's not really ME me-Y'know what I mean? But yea, I hope you enjoy my one-shot (I might add more parts, who knows, the co-teacher REALLY loved it) So yea, I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing this. I hope you have a Good Morning / Afternoon / Night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Start date : 3 - 1 - 24 Publish date : 3 - 2 - 24 End date : 3 - 2 - 24 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is set around the time of the Salem Witch trials BTW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Settings, Characters, and plot ALL BELONG TO ME!!! (Except for Salem, we all know that don't belong to me lollll)

My Summer of Writing and Stuff by SomewhatSmartGirl

The summer of my 5th grade year, my mum made me and my sisters type a page of something everyday. She didn't care what we typed, as long as we were writing and creating something. At first, I saw it as torture, so I tried so leave as many spaces as possible in my writing to fill up the pages faster. Eventually, I started to enjoy writing the stories, and now that I look back at them (as much as I hate to admit it) it actually wasn't that bad. This book contains everything I wrote during that time, and I didn't change a single word as I transferred the stories from my computer. There aren't as many stories as you would think, because I didn't write for the entire summer, but there's quite a few. Some are short stories while others are longer, but I hope you enjoy all of them. It's quite a mess, really. And I'm not joking when I say that. (I used the Canva app to create the cover. All photos, except from my drawing in the first part, are from Pixabay.)

The Collection by madic4

A collection of random shorts I've written :) What are they all about? Sleep: my sleep paralysis demons In the Darkness: a strange world without eyes Trapped in a Daze: daydreaming in the car A Dream: when you're tired but can't sleep Descriptive Paragraph - Campfire: describing a campfire Narrative - Peace and Quiet: a girl who just wants to read Untitled Poems: various poems I wrote Time: daily tasks in a weird room OP-ED - Will Smith Slap: exactly the title DOGS DOING TAXES: a script about talking dogs UPRISING: the first two chapters of an unfinished, action-packed novel I feel like they start out bad and gradually get better so if you feel like the first few are super randomly weird, pls skip to UPRISING. I put my blood, sweat and tears into it. *Disclaimer: some of them are very weird*

Types of tears (COMPLETED) by dali_alvz

Why do bad things happen to good people? A question that his boy is making himself more then ever this days. From the beginning we see a 17 year old boy, struggling to finish high School, filled up with insecurities, mental health issues, a toxic family home, and impossible standards to live up to. He has learn to not only hate his life, but to want finish it off as fast as possible. Close to finally graduating high school his English teacher, Mr Steve, assigns the class a special progect. "To be able to see life through different eyes, and write about it." For this, Mr Steve gets his class to assist a hospital 3 times a week, and assigns each student, with a patient. This is the moment where this boy meets Royal, a cancer sick 17 year old girl, that has lived in a hospital her hole life, but still finds beauty and meaning in it. Through out the report the boy gets more and more involved in Royal's life, spending unfortunately moments together. But through out the journey he asks himself more and more. "Why do bad things happen to good people?" (#2 findingeachother 20/10/2018) --WARNING-- This story contains strong opinions over depression, suicide, and a life in general if you are easily offended please do not read this thank you, I love you.

99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People by Twinklin_Lights

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Wrong Number, Bitch by Michaelismybitch

I OWN NON OF THESE CHARACTERS WITHIN THIS STORY THE BEGINNING OF THIS STORY IS CRINGE PLS NOTE THAT A little bit about Y/n is that she is quite shy out in the real world, however when she's on the Internet no one can hurt her. Especially when she is texting someone new. Eventually Y/n gets added to a group chat on accident, so she puts on a fake act as an extrovert introducing themselves. However there is a catch to this 'mistake'. Y/n is in a group chat with several slashers but like any other sane person, she befriends them. They all chat, laugh, send memes to each other, you know the good shit. So Y/n life on the Internet is good, but her life at home isn't. Y/n is an only child with a father who is abusive you her and is usually out party. Y/n mother is never around since she is the only one paying the bills, food, education fees ect. So Y/n life isn't quite the best, but when she's added to this specific group chat her life will change for the better. Will Y/n fall for the slashers? Or will the slashers fall for Y/n? Find out in my new book Wrong Number, Bitch.

Do You Want Me To Suffer? [#KohnnieFanfiction] [Complete] by GirlWhoDreamHigh

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Stuck with the Bad Boy | ✔️

COMPLETED, CURRENTLY EDITING/PARTIALLY REWRITING (please excuse the mess. Some of the plot is being changed so there might be a few areas that get confusing, nothing too much though) Funny how life decides to act like a roller coaster. The ups and down come in a split second. You can't decide whether you want fast or slow. Dangerous or steady. But you don't get a choice. You go with the flow. No matter what. I'm Phoenix Wood, the misfit, and outcast of my town. Instead of a roller coaster my life's more like a train wreck. My adventure loving parents were lost at sea and I was left to my aunt Clare Small. Like I said, train wreck... Not roller coaster, TRAIN WRECK. Not to mention the fact that I end up stuck with the bad boy. Could it get any worse? Secrets unravel and life gets a bit more complicated that it used to be. But it must go on. She's stuck with the bad boy. Or is it the other way around? Maybe he's stuck with the bad Girl... * WARNING: this book is my first work, it'll be a bit rough at the start and sometimes I'll accidentally mess up the story line or it will seem ridiculously stupid, so read at your own risk (I will admit, this book is like my baby, so please be kind when correcting my errors). It gets much better about half way through. If you'd like to read a book of mine that is much better written, go to my profile and find the book Breathe Me. Thanks! (Seriously though, there's a TON of mistakes, some made because I'm currently editing, so the story line could get confusing in some places) Originally published: 2 / 13 / 2014 Completed: 1 / 9 / 2017 Finished Editing: (Not finished yet) Highest rank: #303 in Teen Fiction (1-10-2017)