Shut up, would you?
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Ongoing, First published Aug 24, 2016
The story of a girl and a boy who never met, who will never meet, and don't know a shit about each other. Who don't even remotely imagine a world with one another and who don't have to do a shit with this text, but I casually thought your attention would be caught if I mentioned a boy and a girl, and you instantly thought "love, love, love".

But really, the text of my story is just this above, complete meaningless content I decided to write just to bother your thoughts and pretend I'm different and dark. I'm human, that's the one true thing of this all.

Highly recommend you keep a frown on your face, and as a plus tilt your head slightly to the side, just to keep up with my melodramatic words.

The is really the result of liberalism, boredom but mostly my headache.

Enjoy what you might think came out of mushroom consumption. 

Also, that is indeed Jackson Rathbone. And he has, just like the boy and the girl and their inexistent love, nothing to do with this. 

Amen, brother.
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