The Shrepic
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The Epic of Shrek is possibly the most beautiful, iconic piece of literature to grace the Earth. It tells the tale of a mighty sage from his best to his worst, as well as the constant struggle for life everlasting in a format that makes it easy to read in just a few minutes. The stanzas of the epic wield mighty insights, but to fully understand the masterful Insight of The Truly Everlasting Onion, one must read the full chapter book, The Onion's Insight, which can be found here on Wattpad.
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Oi get out meh swamp
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