Multi-Fandom Crack and Jokes
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Last published Wed, Aug 24, 2016
Herro ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This book is a mash of random fandom references, reactions, crack, and jokes!
The Fandoms include:
Holy Emo Trinity ( My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco)
Danisnotonfire and Amazing Phil
Attack on Titan (SnK)
Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)
Markiplier and Friends (Mark, Bob, Wade, and Jack)
Five Nights At Freddy's
Hetalia
Studio Ghibli
This book will have somethings that I got from other people so please don't get mad at me if you see something that is yours. Thx!
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He brought his hands up and tucked my hair behind my ear. coming closer to my ear "Do i arouse you?" he whispered, making my knees weak "I can feel the heat radiating off you and i know you are soaking wet already" What the hell? Pushing him off me i straightened up and glared at him "You are now my boss starting tomorrow and i dont think it is appropriate to use comments like that with an employee." He suddenly jammed on the elevator emergency button, causing the elevator to stop. "Really? That would make this more exciting and easier. "I am attracted to you, you are attracted to me. Lets fuck and be fine" I stared at him wide eyed Has this man gone mad? I admit that he is hot and affects me a little but that doesn't mean i want to jump into bed with him, he is my boss for crying out loud and i really need this job" He was now standing in front of me with his face close to mine staring at my lips. I want to kiss you" He whispered making me feel chills all over my body. ***************************************************** Blake Greyson wasn't born with a silver spoon but he worked all his life to get to the top. Too as one of the eligible billionaires in Florida with his beautiful girlfriend Anna by his side every step away. Mellisa Wakefield is a young woman in her early twenties who is yet to get her life together. She fails miserably in whatever she does and her sister never misses the opportunity to remind her of how much of a loser she was until she got a job at Greyson's enterprise. Two different people tangled into a life of love, sex and betrayal.Complete
MultiFandom Imagines
i might upload once every three years but for now it is dead, enjoy my old stuff :)) (when i update, they're mainly crackfics so feel free to make fun of them dhdjsk, it shouldn't be that hard to tell which ones are serious or not) includes: ~markiplier ~supernatural ~twaimz ~twenty one pilots ~sonic ~panic at the disco ~it ~glee ~dr. who ~bee & puppycat ~the flash ~sanders sides ~spiderman ~voltron ~deadpool ~dan and phil ~avengers ~magic funhouse ~be more chill ~jacksepticeye ~crankgameplays ~luke hemmings (Btw, none of the fanart belongs to me. Credit goes to all artists)Complete
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt)
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **Complete
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Male reader inserts
I do take requests for this book Fandoms and characters I will write for Marvel; Peter Parker Bucky Barnes Steve Rogers Sam Wilson Stephen Strange Tony Stark Thor Odinson Loki Odinson I will *not* write anything nsfw under any circumstances for Peter, and I will not write anything that has to do with a romantic relationship between Thor and Loki or Peter and any of the Avengers Umbrella Academy; Klaus Hargreeves Diego Hargreeves Luther Hargreeves Five Hargreeves Detroit: Become Human; Connor RK 900 (Conan I believe? Could someone tel me if that's right?) Marcus Simon Stranger things; Jonathan Byers Billy Hargrove Steve Harrington Alexei Shameless Ian Gallagher American Horror Story; Tate Langdon Kit Walker Dandy Mott Jimmy Darling James March Kai Anderson Michael Langdon Mr Gallant DC; Jerome Valeska Bruce Wayne (nolanverse) The flash (snyderverse) Scarecrow (nolanverse) I will not write anything that romanticises any of these characters crimes, unless it is fitting to the story, I.E Stockholm Syndrome/ Harley Quinn reader You can send me requests via PM, please be patient, I may not always get back to you straight awayComplete
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He brought his hands up and tucked my hair behind my ear. coming closer to my ear "Do i arouse you?" he whispered, making my knees weak "I can feel the heat radiating off you and i know you are soaking wet already" What the hell? Pushing him off me i straightened up and glared at him "You are now my boss starting tomorrow and i dont think it is appropriate to use comments like that with an employee." He suddenly jammed on the elevator emergency button, causing the elevator to stop. "Really? That would make this more exciting and easier. "I am attracted to you, you are attracted to me. Lets fuck and be fine" I stared at him wide eyed Has this man gone mad? I admit that he is hot and affects me a little but that doesn't mean i want to jump into bed with him, he is my boss for crying out loud and i really need this job" He was now standing in front of me with his face close to mine staring at my lips. I want to kiss you" He whispered making me feel chills all over my body. ***************************************************** Blake Greyson wasn't born with a silver spoon but he worked all his life to get to the top. Too as one of the eligible billionaires in Florida with his beautiful girlfriend Anna by his side every step away. Mellisa Wakefield is a young woman in her early twenties who is yet to get her life together. She fails miserably in whatever she does and her sister never misses the opportunity to remind her of how much of a loser she was until she got a job at Greyson's enterprise. Two different people tangled into a life of love, sex and betrayal.
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