The Last Nephilim
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Sa isang sulok ng Jollibee, may isang nilalang na nagninilay nilay kung bakit hanggang ngayon ay single pa rin siya. Habang nginunguya niya ng 32 times ang bawat sinusubo nya, nadedepress siya. Kasi 32 years old na siya pero wala pa ring syota.
At sa bawat paglunok niya ng kinakain niya lalo siyang nadedepress.
Bakit ba kasi dito ako nakain?! >.<
Nakakataba talaga ang mga pagkain sa Jollibee. Pero ano ang magagawa niya? Its cheap and delicious.
parang siya except dun sa delicious.
Alam niya yun kaya gigil na gigil niyang nginuya ng 32 times yung chicken tas sabay lunok.
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