Steven Universe Humour
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Last published Fri, Sep 2, 2016
Some random funny carp about SU
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𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙡𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙅𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙖𝙝 𝙁𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙖𝙝'𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩? 𝙊𝙘 𝙭 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙖𝙝 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙧Complete
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𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚞𝚙 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚒𝚐, 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎, 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 ᴵⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᶜᵒⁿʳᵃᵈ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍˢ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵉʷ ᵍⁱʳˡᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵘˢⁱⁿˢ ᵇᵉᵃᶜʰ, 𝙾𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, ᴏʀ, ʙᴇʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴᴋʟɪɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀs ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴʀᴀᴅ ғɪsʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴇᴛs ʜᴜʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss... 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 19𝚝𝚑, 2022 Published: 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 1𝚜𝚝,2022 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 11𝚝𝚑, 2023 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱:✔️ I don't own anything but my oc's and any storyline I make, all rights go to Jenny Han.Complete
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STYLE || C.F
𝘌𝘴𝘮𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳. 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘮'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘹 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳. 𝘖𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱.Complete
✨𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙 ℂ𝕝𝕦𝕓 𝕀𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤✨
𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙 ℂ𝕝𝕦𝕓 𝕀𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝔼𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖: ✨ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖✨ ✨𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥✨ ✨ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕣✨ ✨𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤✨ ✨ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟✨ ✨ℕ𝕠𝕒𝕙✨ ✨𝕋𝕖𝕕✨ 𝔸𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕤 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕥𝕠𝕠! ~ℝ𝔸ℕ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕊~ #𝟙 𝕚𝕟 #𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 #𝟚 𝕚𝕟 #𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟 #1 in #writing (HOLY CRAP)Complete
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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚞 || 𝙰 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐?Complete
𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙡𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙅𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙖𝙝 𝙁𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙖𝙝'𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩? 𝙊𝙘 𝙭 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙖𝙝 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙧
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