Steven Universe Humour
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Some random funny carp about SU
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𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖠𝖲𝖤 𝖣𝖮𝖭'𝖳 𝖠𝖲𝖪 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖴𝖯𝖣𝖠𝖳𝖤𝖲. 𝖨 𝖳𝖱𝖸 𝖳𝖮 𝖴𝖯𝖣𝖠𝖳𝖤 𝖶𝖧𝖤𝖭 𝖨 𝖢𝖠𝖭 𝘌𝘴𝘮𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳. 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘮'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘹 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳. 𝘖𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘢Complete
✔️ Ghost Of You || The Summer I Turned Pretty
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚞 || 𝙰 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐?Complete
Summertime Sadness - TSITP
𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚞𝚙 𝚛 𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚒𝚐, 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎, 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 Oc x Conrad Fisher Season 1 I don't own anything but my oc's and any storyline I make, all rights go to Jenny Han.Complete
𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓
DISCONTINUED 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞(𝐬). 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝. 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 - 𝟕/𝟕/𝟏𝟖 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 - 7/1/20 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝Complete
one in a hundred ✦ drabble book
❝ they're one in a hundred ❞ ━ as the saying goes, "there are plenty of fishes in the sea," he'd disagree and say, "they're one in a hundred" ❨ random fandom ❩ ❨ various characters ❩ ❨ ft top male reader ❩ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳⁱᵍʰᵗ © ˢᵒᵈᵃᵖᵒᵖʷʳⁱᵗᵉˢ ™ ²⁰²⁰Complete
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 | 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐟. | 𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐩
𝐢 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐜'𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐬. 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤.
𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 . . . 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙧𝙖𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙧
ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄᴏɴʀᴀᴅ ꜰɪꜱʜᴇʀ ʙʀɪɴɢꜱ ʜɪꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴜꜱɪɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ "𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞" Conrad Fisher x OC TOP RANKINGS: 💚 #1 shayla 06/11/22 💚 #1 camcameron 06/11/22 💚 #1 jennyhan 14/06/23 💚#1 minniemills 21/05/23 💚#1 gavincasalegno 09/06/23 💚 #1 christopherbriney 24/07/23 💚 #1 chrisbriney 07/08/23 💚 #1 bellyconklin 09/09/23 💚 #1 stevenconklin 07/08/23 💚 #2 kristinefroseth 31/03/23 💚 #2 conradfisher 24/07/23 💚 #2 jeremiahfisher 24/07/23 💚 #2 thesummeriturnedpretty 24/07/23 💚#3 cousinsbeach 14/06/23Complete
The Pen is Mightier than Iron
✿ FEB 14th ~ 20th Matching Longing Pillow Talk Trouble Twins First Date Grief Marriage/Living Together ✿ BONUS JAN 31st Alternate Universe/AUComplete
RIBS - xavier riddle
i published this last year and i'm putting it back up because why not 🤝 also im not fixing any typos or editing the story anymore so anyone can rewrite this if they want -lowercase intended - 1800-DNLI © 2021Complete
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