Funny stuff, comebacks, quotes and rants!!

Funny stuff, comebacks, quotes and rants!!

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Complete Thu, Jun 15, 201718m

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Hi. OML WE GOT THIS BOOK TO 10k!!! And 2.13k votes!! btw I don't own these quotes. I got dem of off google.

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update:: this was written about two years ago, the writing is quite bad, I apologize in advance //trigger warning// //dans pov// "do you love me phil ?" "maybe i do"
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[ 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐈𝐭 𝐎𝐧 𝐌𝐞 ]
{ 𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐏 𝐋 𝐄 𝐓 𝐄 𝐃 } 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮, 𝐀.𝐊.𝐀 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦...{𝐻𝐴𝑁𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐾𝐼} 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐫....? - - - ⚠︎𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦⚠︎ -𝗯𝗼𝘆×𝗯𝗼𝘆𑁍 -𝗸𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗮𝗸𝘂★ -𝗯𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗸𝘂𖣘 -𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘀𝘁✯ -𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵♫︎ -𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿✔︎ -𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿✔︎ -𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴☢︎︎ -𝗢𝗢𝗖 𝗕𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗴𝗼𝘂 Edit 30/1/2021; yo how tf did this book get 1.12k reads??? My grammar was like,,,idk shitty???💀 Edit 3/3/2021; Holy shit 1.36k reads?? What the fuck. I literally was an amateur writing this back then. there is a lot of grammatical error, sudden angst and bla bla bla. But still,,i don't deserve this wtf, i- Edit 18/3/2021; Thank you for 1.39K reads! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Edit 4/4/2021; HOLY SHARKS. 1.51K READS???? THANK YOUU 🥰🥰
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Please Be Okay // Dan Howell
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Mystery Diary (DISCONTINUED)
Ok started this in 2017, it's currently 2019 and I'm not the same person who wrote this, my style is completely different and so are my opinions and personality, I apologise if u want to read this but I like to keep it up on here as a memory of who I was. Elle Gordy. That's me. Plain old Elle Gordy. I was completely happy and content with my life. That's what everyone thought. No one knew how I hated almost every day in the year. There's more to me than what meets the eye. No one knew that I was thriving for something interesting to happen in my life. Everyone saw me as a straight A student who never did anything wrong. Because everyone saw me as that person I could never be anything else. Until something changed everything. Something gave me a chance to be myself. And this is how it all happened.
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Losing Him // phan
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update:: this was written about two years ago, the writing is quite bad, I apologize in advance //trigger warning// //dans pov// "do you love me phil ?" "maybe i do"

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