My gift to God: DAILY RANDOM SAYINGS
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I am weird. I am awkward. I am creative.
PLUS I SCREAM/SAY RANDOM AND STUPID THINGS ALL THE TIME!!!
What couldn't be better?! THAN A FREE PASS TO MY MIND...?????
Warning: You could experience a weird amount of perverted dinosaur sayings(The T-Rex could never reach that bootay without falling over...just those three fingers trying to grab that bootay without falling over. How HARD IS that!!!)
You could also gain brain damage from mini trolls always coming to your house at night stealing your dreams
THANK (you) GOD!!(get it get it*nudge nudge*)
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