Brad X Pat

I was eating a pot noodle when i realised that bread went well with the sauce of pot noodle...

So i named my pot noodle (Pat) and then my bread (Brad), two star crossed lovers! And i named my juice too (Julia).

I did this because I got bored and my life is sad...

I have snapchat to talk to my friends so I made my story about Brad and Pat and how they loved each other!

Now everyone thinks that I'm sad, weird, crazy, insane, innocent and murderous... Some of those are true...