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Joker and Harley's Crybaby

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Crybaby is just like the average girl just not an average life especially since her parents are Joker and Harley Quinn. 




*Alternate Universe of Melanie Martinez's Crybaby and Dc comics universe so some things will be different*All Rights Reserved

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