Sarcastically Smart
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Last published Tue, Jan 21, 2014
"...No I'm practicing how to die..."
"...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..."
"...I was attacking the floor!..."
"...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..."
"...Say what now?..."
Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to mind her own business and gets in a lot of trouble. Follow her in her adventures! Start reading it now! I promise it won't bite(but it can scratch XP)!
cover done by @TheFunkadelicArtist (I did it ^.^)
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