My Book Of Randomness
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Last published Tue, Apr 2, 2019
I rant in this book, swears are not allowed in this book...only demigods swears...chapters are random...this book is where I unleash my anger...and yeah, so if you guys are wondering why my attitude is like that or like this and stuff, you would find out in my book!!! This book does not keep secrets...this book could ruin my life...this book is an open book to and for everyone...and I mean literally...whatever I write/type here is true and might ruin me...but...yeah...Hope you would like this book! I would sometimes write/type some random one-shots or something and yeah...hope you would enjoy it!
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