The Age of the Understatement
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Ongoing, First published Aug 27, 2016
if you keep reading this shit you must be mad. don't worry brother, we're all a little mad here! first of all the shit i'm about to tell you, i've got to start with the reason why the fuck am i writing this. i just read an article about loving your job -by the way while i'm writing, my crush is making love with her boyfriend at movies. oh nvm- so, in the article there is this guy who thinks he is happy with his job,wife and family and stuff. One day he recognize that he is not happy with his job, i mean, he is rich. He has no problems with money or government. the company he is managing is the most powerful company in the city. Suddenly he look up to the sky and say "what the fuck am i doing with my life?" 
  
  My story is beginning to start now if you got the point.
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