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Last Laugh

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Reads 138
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Parts 2
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adventure aliens comedy hero

A story about a washed up comedian and his journey to save the world from aliens.
" To be honest the universe is one big joke anyone who takes it seriously is just not in on the joke. No matter how much you try to logically explain away things with magical facts and fiction the truth is we don't know basic things like how the universe came from nothing or why quantum mechanics is based on chance. Furthermore we don't even need to. Explaining a joke ruins all fun doesn't it? Why spend life thinking about us humans as a insignificant spec of dust in the universal scale when you can play video games or hangout with friends. Therefore I always try to live a ridiculous and fun filled life no matter who criticizes me."All Rights Reserved

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Nikanatedanniell by nolastam

Think you have it rough? Try coming home from school and finding out your father is dead, your foster sister and niece are interplanetary aliens, and so are you. So, it explains why you can change shape and talk to animals, but so can your twin brother, a feline who can fly, who you didn't know you had until he comes to take you to your birth planet so you can be heroes. Then find out that you are actually 100 years old, not 18, and the subject of an even older prophesy. Takes the "Merry" right out of Christmas break. So thinks Nikki Jessop, high school zero, who reluctantly turns into a hero of the Two Planets.

The crazy adventure of mine by Nhulechan

This is the story of my crazy adventure, but honestly it's not real. The reason is because I have a "power" and it called rich imagination. Because of that "power", this story come alive.

The Other Side by Antxyy

"It all started that spine chilling day. The day I began to question everything around me. The people I surrounded myself with, the world that I lived in, the voices that echoed around me throughout the most dull days. What is it? What is all of it? The God Antxy that everyone around me worships like crazy. What does it all mean? And why don't I feel the same close connection? I didn't understand why such an ordinary person like me got to experience the unimaginable things I did, but honestly.. I'm glad I did. I'm glad I was a witness of what was known as The Other Side..."

ZEON and The Solmax Destiny Part 1 by JXSolmax

For as long as I could remember (All 17 years of my life) I, James Solmaxton (but you can call me Solmax) have felt different from everybody else here in this small town of Galaxy View. I've always been faster, stronger and smarter then my fellow teens... In other words I've felt not quit human. So when an alien from a distant world comes to Earth in search of... well me, And bringing with him a warning, that a massive planet destroying evil has been spreading throughout the galaxy for decades like a cancer and has now made its way to my home, and that we have to work together to stop it... I wasn't all that surprised. Now in a race against time, I must uncover the secrets my parents and my hometown, have been keeping from me and decide whether or not to accept the warning this alien brings. Should I join the fight for the survival of the human race and the lives of everyone left in the entire universe. I'm I stronge enough to stop the apocalypse, or are we all already dead? Join me in this action packed Sci Fi thrill ride as I learn that with great power comes the ability to kick evils ass back into the black hole it crawled out from. Will I ignore the ZeoLight's call to arms or will I accept my fate and fulfill the Solmax Destiny.

The Story of Zaamurets by TzarRyby

a 37 year old man USAF veteran named Zaamurets a charming bright unpredictable chaotic nature in his character he has special somewhat powers like not having to sleep immortality and invulnerability but still feels pain but can tolerate it more well than ordinary people can run and swim fastest at 20-30 mph triple the strength of a normal human has a hidden armblade in his arm can double or triple jump and has gained these powers through entering a hidden wormhole on accident to the advanced reptilian ancient civilization in which he was recognized and a lizard wizard quickly brought him to his temple put a permanent spell on him after reading his past life and then sent him back to reality through the back of a purple boxer van Zammurets has experienced many things and challenges in life and traumatic events and has gotten there due being part of an experiment after earth has experienced really bad climate change practically ruining the planet giving earth only 5 years until human survivability on earth will be next to near impossible and Zammurets has found an abandoned base from the past ESA explorers he repairs and patches the place up makes it his home all with the homey feel of his past house goes up on the roof puts a big telescope on it to view the earth he then discovers an old NASA nuclear rods from god weapon project nearby stocks up on stolen goods from the place and reactivates the prototype weapon project to function and stocks up on stolen guns and ammo from the armory and finds a robot companion called Pandora she is based on how starscream looks

My Milky Way by MikushX

Everything starts with something. You put your step forward and go on an adventure through the cosmos. Somehow along the way you meet these people that going to change you, will leave traces of theirs in your heart forever. Before you met them, the universe, you, and everything else was all different. Then there this explosion erupts in your galaxy. Stars collapse, planets disappear, all life fades away. Then, out of nowhere, a bright light appears, which transforms everything in its path. It begins to give birth to new stars, planets, comets, life, and dreams... It creates your own Milky Way... You start to see the universe in a different way. Now stars are brighter, planets are more lively, cosmos is in big harmony. This feeling you witness through your journeys makes everything valuable for you. Now travelling is more passionate, more unique and more fascinating.] The Milky Way now appears to be very amazing. This isn't the Milky Way we're used to seeing. This is the Milky Way that exists in his heart. Because he met her through the Milky Way... This is the adventure along the Milky Way. The way all travellers go through to find something meaningful, face challenges, see different species and have fun...

Until i meet you again by Gith7Ruth

Ana, A brave moon angel sacrifices her life to save the world from a legendary python demon thirty years ago. After she woke up her death, she try to live a normal and peaceful life without any memory of her past. However the fate is always with her. After she met her handsome vampire husband and her son, the things happen again same as past. In the other hand, Angels and Demons fighting against each other after so many years. The python devil try to get the chance and avenge from the world. Ana have to find her memory and save the world and also her family. No one can judge your own story. You are the one who design it. It's brightness and also It's darkness is under your command. The point is "If you have a pair of eyes to see the light, a pair of ears to hear good sound, a mouth to say right things and also a beautiful heart to feel love, you can save your own world from anything"

Super? by secretlySwitzerland

"Stop pretending to be an idiot, idiot." Ouch. It burns. "You're starting to sound like a dear old friend of mine," she adds, her tone implying that her "friend" isn't so much of a "friend" as a mortal enemy who she probably also dragged into an alley on multiple occasions. Because she must be a fan of alley-dragging. Theater major. "I bet that friend was super amazing," I retort anyway. "She'd have to be to put up with you." Oh! Snap! I grin like an idiot at my own joke, realize how uncool that is, and then quickly rearrange my face into a frown. "I'm sorry. I don't quite understand. You're supposed to be a superhero, so why are you threatening a fellow superhero? Isn't that kind of against our code or whatever?" "You don't have a code. Superheroes who follow codes don't drop off information about people's allegedly dead sons at their doorsteps and then run." Well, can't say she doesn't have a point there. -- After being framed for the horrific murder of Birchwood City's most revered superhero's six year-old son, Maya Waterman abandons her super-villain persona and finds herself lost without any sense of identity and purpose. Being hunted by a vengeful super is hard enough, but after her employer fires her and she's evicted from her apartment, Maya begins to become something she had prayed she would never become again- helpless. She needs nothing less than a miracle to save herself, and much to her surprise, she gets just that-- even if it entails her trying her hand at becoming a good guy for once.

The One by 98made

In a world where humans never existed an advanced species creates a single man, their future will never be the same. As the man escapes with aid of a new friend he starts his adventure on a planet teeming with beauty and dangers as he discovers the secrets of his role in the universe. "A story of twists and mystery" Come and join me on the first step into the vast Multiverse Edit: Though I was going re write this but I lost inspiration, I'll be leaving it in this state and consider it a learning curve. Thank you to anyone who reads.

Book of the apocalypse by Ardenla

"Every book is written by someone. They write it with their love, their hate, their life, their passion, their dreams. Never take another person's work too light." What would you do if you were the last human being on an earth filled with flesh eating monsters and happened to stumble upon a strange book that seems to draw you in? Would you read it? Or would you leave it? A youth who calls themself Don, has found themselve in this situation. After finding a strange book and meeting someone calling himself Don's 'imaginary friend', our protagonist's life of constant survival has been turned upside down. Content warning: This story contains body horror, psychological horror, depressing theme's and gore. Also spiders play a part in this story. Reader discretion is advised.

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Nikanatedanniell

Think you have it rough? Try coming home from school and finding out your father is dead, your foster sister and niece are interplanetary aliens, and so are you. So, it explains why you can change shape and talk to animals, but so can your twin brother, a feline who can fly, who you didn't know you had until he comes to take you to your birth planet so you can be heroes. Then find out that you are actually 100 years old, not 18, and the subject of an even older prophesy. Takes the "Merry" right out of Christmas break. So thinks Nikki Jessop, high school zero, who reluctantly turns into a hero of the Two Planets.