Last Laugh
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A story about a washed up comedian and his journey to save the world from aliens.
" To be honest the universe is one big joke anyone who takes it seriously is just not in on the joke. No matter how much you try to logically explain away things with magical facts and fiction the truth is we don't know basic things like how the universe came from nothing or why quantum mechanics is based on chance. Furthermore we don't even need to. Explaining a joke ruins all fun doesn't it? Why spend life thinking about us humans as a insignificant spec of dust in the universal scale when you can play video games or hangout with friends. Therefore I always try to live a ridiculous and fun filled life no matter who criticizes me."
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