Unphased: Another Eating Disorder Memoir

Good day, I'm a young professional working toward her double-major in French and English. I love children, and think I might go to grad school for Child Psychology. I hear there's a national shortage, and feel that helping others is my calling.

I'm steps away from hospitalization, but that doesn't matter.

I also have a killer sense of humor, but I try not to be the class clown. Nonetheless, coming up with witty quips and stand-up routines is something I do in my spare time. I think people - especially adults like me - need to laugh more.

Please ignore my baggy pants and wrinkled shirt. It's obvious I'm too fat to wear anything else.

Yes, and I write. I do some illustration on the side, as well, but traveling like I do makes it a pain to carry around the extra luggage. They're more like hobbies, really, but I wouldn't mind being published someday.

The dizziness is normal. My blood sugar isn't the most stable, you know. It's a condition that runs in the family.

Hm, what more? I guess I'm a fan of fitness and healthy eating. I got into it in high school, and felt so much better because of it. Maybe we could swap recipes, sometime.

Fitness and healthy eating, my ass. Feeling better, usually. I discovered what a piece of shit I was in high school, and never looked back. I'm twenty, I'm going places, and I won't recover.