The McMahons
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McMahons /mc-mans/- [n.] my crazy messed up family that insults the famous and does not give back to the poor. no robin hood over here
Let me get this point to you, my family is totally normal.....not.
That was sarcasm, and it runs deep into our family.
You see I was always that quiet kid in class that everyone thought I had it easy.
Well were they wrong.
I have the strangest family that has ever stepped on earth.
It runs back deep, like great great grandparents deep.
I'm scarred, mentally for how many things just go wrong with my family. Example, fifth grade my Dad picked me up and said he payed a kid to sing in spanish to me.
What the heck Dad?? What is your plan?
Or that time when my grandpa got in a bar fight with Mc Jagger for calling him a girl.
That I can see happening.
You see though this family is not normal, will never be normal, and will stay not normal Amen.
This isn't a story about a girl and her supposingly wacked up family.
No, this is the definition of lunacy, craziness, and embarressment.
My name is Spetember McMahon and I am please to welcome the McMahons.
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