Every Book Ever Written
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whatsawhizzer
Ongoing, First published Aug 28, 2016
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I started these in my Wattpad 101 as a joke chapter that showcases all the cliches among various genres. I started with Fan Fiction, moved on to Fantasy and Sci Fi... and to be honest, I like writing these funny "shorts". I had a lot of ideas and not all of them really fit as Wattpad 101 chapters, so I decided to turn all of these one-off chapters in into a compendium of short satires. They can get a pretty lowbrow so we'll see how long before the Mature rating gets added, so enjoy!
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ONE SHOTS |18+|

13 parts Ongoing Mature

dirty dirty short spicy stories!!! trying to put this back up after being taken down 4 times.... more chapters will come, the old ones from before and i have some very very spicy new ideas in store ;)

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