COUNTRY COLLECTABLES - BUSH VERSE by MCB
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Last published Thu, Sep 8, 2016
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"Hand on heart - motor runnin'
There she flies! Outback gunnin'
A wicked grin, syringe and pen
Gotcha! Ha! Pants down! Agen!"
Once again I thank all those who assist me to immortalize some of the scallywags who make this a great country. I make no excuse for my frivolous attitude - It's an Aussie trait - 35 years of nursing has cemented my belief that laughter is the key to hereafter and I thank God for the ratbag geniuses who have struggled through the long drops with me - to save the bacon as best we can. There are none more 'werthy of me werks' than the 'ground crew' of the Air Borne Health Service - The Fund raisers! Good on You!
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