Camping With Dummies
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  • Reads 1,031
  • Votes 88
  • Parts 9
  • Time 1h 29m
Complete, First published Aug 28, 2016
"What happens when the player, the cheerleader, the nerd, and the athlete get lost together in a forest?

"It is discovered that people can reach a new level of stupidity. No like seriously, complete stupidity. Idiocy. I'm literally so ashamed that I even know these people-"

"-okay that's enough, tough girl-"

"-let go of the microphone-"

"-also why do I have to be the player? We talked about this. I proved myself a worthy athlete after that competition-"

"-the author gave me permission to write the description so I can say what I want!"

"Ouch! You hit my head! Sorry about that, readers. Trinity is super uptight-"

"-DIE PEASANT-"

Oh dear, the author apologizes you had to read that! Please, do continue and pretend this description was never a thing. The characters tend to... break character from time to time-

"I'M BACK!"

Wait I'm the author how did you cut me off-

"Just to let the readers know that I, Zeke, and the real athlete in this story-"

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