"The smart pig"
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Last published Sun, Aug 28, 2016
A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, Expect it has a wooden leg? " The farmer replies, " That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school.......
Great, but why the wooden pig??
" The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy....."
" well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once......
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