Dudley the Dude
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- Oylar 15
- Bölümler 7
Ridiculous, blunt, arrogant but yet friendly and socially confident Dudley "Dude" Nichols is a master of tangling his ordinary life. Dude and his peculiar bunch of friends will take you to a pub crawl into their lives, solving mysteries of a yellow snowman and a Sunday morning concussion. This soup is stirred with unexpected situations and spiced up with a hint of pheromone. Hop in and enjoy, this round is on Dude.
Please note that this humor book contains harsh language and the main character's behaviour is unbearably foolish from time to time. If you get offended, you should ditch Dudley right away, he is not your type. But if you choose to give him a shot, maybe he will turn out like someone you'd love to see on your Wattpad.
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She's the danger I crave to taste ( gxg intersex )
"Willow, wait." Blake's voice was rough, her breath coming in uneven gasps as my fingers unzipped her fly. "Before we go any further, this is your last chance to stop me." I frowned. "Why would I?" "Because if you let me take you now, you're mine. Forever." Her intense gaze burned into me. "And there will be no turning back." ==== Willow's life is a desperate rhythm of morning lectures, late-night shifts, a messy family, and counting every dollar just to make it through. Blake is her classmate, the girl everyone on campus fears. Some say she has ties to the Mafia, others claim she deals in things far worse. But one thing is certain. No one dares to mess with her because those who have ended up in the hospital. One night, on her way home after another exhausting shift, Willow finds Blake bleeding out on the street. Against every instinct, she helps her. But Blake, as it turns out, isn't the kind of person who lets debts go unpaid. When Willow's stepfather aggressively demands money from her, Blake steps in and handles it without hesitation. Now, questions haunt Willow. Who is Blake really? Are the rumors about her true? And most terrifying of all, why can't she stop thinking about her knowing that whatever burns between them is destined for destruction? Be careful this story contains: Profanity Smut ViolenceTamamlanmış Hikaye
Andreil One Shots ;)
🧡One shots (short stories) I've thought of for the two. If the personalities or things don't match up in the beginning it's because I didn't read the entire series before starting this book. Now I've read all of them. Forever-internally screaming... 🧡 ~10/5/19~ #1 andreil ~5/18/20~ #1 allforthegame ~6/19/20~ #1 thefoxholecourt ~5/18/20~ #2 neiljosten ~7/24/20~ #2 andrewminyardTamamlanmış Hikaye
The Main Character's Best Friend
❝"𝙄 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚... 𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮." "𝙒𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙?" "𝘿𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮. 𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙏 𝙈𝙀-"❜❜ ~★~ Look, I know how this sounds, but I'm not the main character in this story. I'm not the one who saves the world. I'm not the one who gets the guy. I'm not the "Chosen One" or whatever. That's all Cynthia, my best friend. One day she just sort of spawned powers and now she's always disappearing to do something heroic or whatever and is constantly caught up in some sort of drama. So, yeah, if you want to read something interesting or exciting, you should probably read a book where the main character is... well, the main character. But if a story with not much of a plot, no fourth wall and trashy humor sounds like your thing, then buckle up, motherhuggers, cuz this book sounds like it was written by someone on crack :'D ~•~🦸~•~ ★𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒐𝒓★ 𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏★ 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆★ ~•~🦹~•~ »nothing spicy obv🌶️ »no cussing🤬 »bad jokes🥲 »ur mom👁️👄👁️ »dedicated to Ryan Reynolds👑 ~•~★~•~ Thanks for reading! ┌(・。・)┘♪Tamamlanmış Hikaye
In Love With My Gay Friend (EDITING)
My name is Joey Lerman. And I... was just going through a phase of 'moving-on' from a 2-year relationship with my ex-boyfriend. In this screwed up story, it practically involved a lot of things - such as my break-up story, my dreamboat gay BFF, and of course, our ludicrous plan of making my ex-boyfriend regret ever leaving me. And maybe I shall mention about the process of ME falling in love with my gay friend. You read that right. But you better buckle up, people. Shit's about to get even crazier. Welcome to my crazy, like totally crazy, loop story of heart breaks and a lot of romance. ----------- (WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF IMMATURE CHARACTERS AND COMPLICATED PLOT LINES. THERE ARE TOO MANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AS WELL BUT I AM REVISING THEM SLOWLY AND SLOWLY. IF YOU EVER HATE HOW THE CHARACTERS EVEN EVER ACT OUT IN THIS STORY, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I WROTE THIS BOOK YEARS AGO AND SPONTANEOUSLY DECIDED TO PUBLISHED THIS WITHOUT GIVING THIS BOOK A FURTHER THOUGHT. PLEASE DON'T SEND HATE OR ANNOYING LITTLE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW THE STORY ESCALATED TOO QUICK OR HOW IMMATURE SOME CHARACTERS ARE.) ON THE STATE OF EDITING ----------- (All Rights Reserved Mic 2013)Tamamlanmış Hikaye
The First Light
" One black coffee." A deep voice said and I snapped my head to the side to see a raven head and as he turned, my eyes found the devastatingly beautiful features that had haunted me last night. He collected his coffee and made his way out of the cafe while I sat there, not knowing what to do. Right before he climbed onto his motorbike, he lifted his head and looked at me, His eyes full of mischievousness and challenge. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Willow has always been a stubborn and impulsive person, nothing could stop her if she wants something and everyone knows it and when her eyes meet a pair of striking cerulean eyes , she's determined to find out who the mysterious yet beautiful boy is but the thing is she only knows how he looks and his motorbike. The mischievous and cocky Azrael Vaughan Lewis never had time for girls. It may be because he wasn't attracted to any or the fact that he was too busy with him being in the final year at the Glasgow University majoring in Medicine. But when he lays his eyes on crazy Willow Brooks, he's determined to find out more. #1 in cute romance #2 in humor #1 in adorable #2 in funnyTamamlanmış Hikaye
The Side Character ☑
**Featured in the Wattpad humor profile** "The ones who laugh the most, are also the ones who cry the most." No one will laugh with the pimply, overweight girl. They'll laugh at her. And joining them was a much better alternative for Lisa, who was terrified of being alone once again. Let them laugh at her. It were all just harmless jokes, after all. But her monotone life of pretending.to be the cliche best friend is interrupted when Ryder Woods - the epitome of delinquency and mystery - comes back to town. Paired up with his leather jackets and so-vile-Kanye-West-will-get-a-run-for-his-money curses, Lisa thinks Ryder to be the ideal partner for her good girl best friend. Real life bad boy and good girl couple? Set up by her? That's like her dream come true! But she soon realizes that there's more to Ryder than swearing and leather. He's not the typical bad boy she knows from Wattpad books and the monsters he's hiding in his closet are actually scarier than Lisa's matchmaking plans. Beautiful cover made by @sereneurTamamlanmış Hikaye
The Deal
16 year old Lexi Adams always had her head in the clouds. No matter how hard she tries, she just can't seem to stay focused on one thing. With her thoughts everywhere, she struggled with keeping up in school. She struggled with school in every aspect of it. Whether it was friends, group projects, tests, or homework, school just wasn't her thing. When her grades begin to suffer tremendously, her teacher gets her a tutor, whose none other than Tyler Stevens. 17 year old Tyler Stevens; tough on the outside yet kind on the inside. He's got the grades and everything to get into any college he wants. Only one problem. He seems to have a nose for trouble and doesnt give a sh*t about it. Now, Tyler has messed up so bad, his only way out of getting thrown out of school is by helping the quiet, shy, distracted Lexi. These two have to work together to help each other. Lexi has to keep Tyler out of certain expulsion, and Tyler has to get Lexi to sit still and focus long enough to get her ish together. Will they get along? Will they want to rip each other's heads off? Will it succeed? Will sparks fly? Only time will tell.....
After Curfew
Willow's always been known as the good girl with the wealthy parents who could do no wrong. Little do they know that this seemingly perfect girl has some less than perfect secrets; and the fact that she's been sneaking out past curfew every night since the beginning of summer isn't the worst one. Distancing herself from the people at school has become lonely, but everything changes when a group of bad boys that she meets after curfew one night transfer to her school and begin to take an interest in her; one even more than the rest. But will they be able to protect her when events from her past re-surface and begin to get her into more trouble than she ever wanted? ********************** We were a circuit, electricity flowing through us at every connection, every light touch igniting a heat that was exhilarating but dangerous. Like we could catch fire and burn to the ground at any second. "Did you take your own advice? Did you ever forgive yourself?" I whispered, my words evaporating in the heat around us. He moved towards me, trapping me against the car door as his lips traced over my jaw, down to my neck. "This," he whispered, his thumb tracing the waistband of my jeans, making my breathing falter. "Allowing myself to feel this happiness, to feel you...this is me forgiving myself." He kissed me, calming the raging storm in me and igniting a new one. I wasn't sure which would cause more destruction, but I knew only one had pretty blue eyes and a effortless smile that could convince me it was all worth it. It probably was.Tamamlanmış Hikaye
Mayonnaise x Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs
This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.
Things Change (boyxboy)✔️
//Complete\\ "Do you really want to waste this opportunity? When you're looking back in fifty years time, don't you think you're gonna regret not giving something that could've been beautiful a chance just because you were scared?" ~~~ Rowan Cullen is a walking disaster. He is a socially awkward, anxious mess and he knows it. Kyrie Nixon is a self titled "cool guy" who tries to avoid Rowan at all costs, especially at school. The two have never got on, having been forced to practically live together for most of their lives by their parents. Rowan isn't sure why Kyrie despises him so much. Kyrie puts it down to how annoying he is. But with their two friendship groups merging together, a bed they have to share every night, and the lack of a real reason to hate one another, they find themselves growing closer than they ever thought they'd be. ~started 21/03/21~ ~finished 04/07/21~Tamamlanmış Hikaye
"Willow, wait." Blake's voice was rough, her breath coming in uneven gasps as my fingers unzipped her fly. "Before we go any further, this is your last chance to stop me." I frowned. "Why would I?" "Because if you let me take you now, you're mine. Forever." Her intense gaze burned into me. "And there will be no turning back." ==== Willow's life is a desperate rhythm of morning lectures, late-night shifts, a messy family, and counting every dollar just to make it through. Blake is her classmate, the girl everyone on campus fears. Some say she has ties to the Mafia, others claim she deals in things far worse. But one thing is certain. No one dares to mess with her because those who have ended up in the hospital. One night, on her way home after another exhausting shift, Willow finds Blake bleeding out on the street. Against every instinct, she helps her. But Blake, as it turns out, isn't the kind of person who lets debts go unpaid. When Willow's stepfather aggressively demands money from her, Blake steps in and handles it without hesitation. Now, questions haunt Willow. Who is Blake really? Are the rumors about her true? And most terrifying of all, why can't she stop thinking about her knowing that whatever burns between them is destined for destruction? Be careful this story contains: Profanity Smut Violence
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