Dudley the Dude
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MatureComplete Sun, Aug 28, 201648m
Ridiculous, blunt, arrogant but yet friendly and socially confident Dudley "Dude" Nichols is a master of tangling his ordinary life. Dude and his peculiar bunch of friends will take you to a pub crawl into their lives, solving mysteries of a yellow snowman and a Sunday morning concussion. This soup is stirred with unexpected situations and spiced up with a hint of pheromone. Hop in and enjoy, this round is on Dude.
Please note that this humor book contains harsh language and the main character's behaviour is unbearably foolish from time to time. If you get offended, you should ditch Dudley right away, he is not your type. But if you choose to give him a shot, maybe he will turn out like someone you'd love to see on your Wattpad.
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