Dudley the Dude
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- Mga Boto 15
- Mga Parte 7
MatureKumpleto Sun, Aug 28, 201648m
Ridiculous, blunt, arrogant but yet friendly and socially confident Dudley "Dude" Nichols is a master of tangling his ordinary life. Dude and his peculiar bunch of friends will take you to a pub crawl into their lives, solving mysteries of a yellow snowman and a Sunday morning concussion. This soup is stirred with unexpected situations and spiced up with a hint of pheromone. Hop in and enjoy, this round is on Dude.
Please note that this humor book contains harsh language and the main character's behaviour is unbearably foolish from time to time. If you get offended, you should ditch Dudley right away, he is not your type. But if you choose to give him a shot, maybe he will turn out like someone you'd love to see on your Wattpad.
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This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.
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