A (Subtle) Guide to Pissing Off the Naruto Characters
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Last published Wed, Aug 15, 2018
"Don't you fucking touch my tomatoes."
-Sasuke Uchiha
If you don't like Naruto, take it or leave it, I don't care.
*WARNING* some violent language, general offensiveness, and R-rated suggestions! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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