DUMB ASS-the tale of an addiction

Dear Dumb Ass,
It's me talking to you, you talking to me. Dumb right? yea I fucking know. You, my dear dumb ass, are ready to reveal to the world what it feels like to be an addict...Not just any addict but an addict to the worst drug on the damn planet. Love. You're laughing uncontrollably..why?Because it sounds even dumber in writing.