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This is a parody of most cliche's in most stories plain and simple.
Follow Sophie in her adventure with her totally cliche'd life. Her story, also called "I just moved from another town and am now the outcast of my new school, but the hottest guy in school kidnapped me, OH, and did I mention he's a vampire. But I can't love him because I'm in an arranged marriage with my hot teacher, who is the Alpha of the werewolf pack, coincidently located in my town. OMG WHAT DO I DO?!", is surely to be a ridiculous and outrageous thing.
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