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Laufend, Zuerst veröffentlicht Aug. 29, 2016
Siamo due ragazze disagiate, che vivono nella merda della età adolescenziale, la nostra vita oscilla tra "Voglio dimagrire" e "Oh guarda, la Nutella"; se ci troviamo davanti a del cibo commestibile ci trasformiamo in una specie di gatto ninja assassino che non ha mangiato per tutte le sue fottutissime 7 vite perse. 


Samuela: è una giraffa umana, precisamente cm 180, si lamenta costantemente di essere un'ippofoca obesa (incrocio tra ippopotamo e foca). Fa 14 anni a novembre ed è satana. È fidanzata con la sua migliore amica, ed è sposata segretamente da 3 fottuti anni e mezzo con Harold Edward Milward Styles, Larry Ship fino alla morte e impreca sempre. Dio Fava SCIAAOOOH PAPAYEH(sa perfettamente che è una pannocchia).


Daria: soprannominata "gnoma" dalla sua pseudo fidanzata Samuela la giraffa umana,sposata segretamente con Zayn Malik e Margot Robbie. Stronza se serve (sempre),spara parole NO SENSE senza neanche farlo di proposito e fa costantemente figure di merda. Ciaggo Capreh
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