Siamo due ragazze disagiate, che vivono nella merda della età adolescenziale, la nostra vita oscilla tra "Voglio dimagrire" e "Oh guarda, la Nutella"; se ci troviamo davanti a del cibo commestibile ci trasformiamo in una specie di gatto ninja assassino che non ha mangiato per tutte le sue fottutissime 7 vite perse.
Samuela: è una giraffa umana, precisamente cm 180, si lamenta costantemente di essere un'ippofoca obesa (incrocio tra ippopotamo e foca). Fa 14 anni a novembre ed è satana. È fidanzata con la sua migliore amica, ed è sposata segretamente da 3 fottuti anni e mezzo con Harold Edward Milward Styles, Larry Ship fino alla morte e impreca sempre. Dio Fava SCIAAOOOH PAPAYEH(sa perfettamente che è una pannocchia).
Daria: soprannominata "gnoma" dalla sua pseudo fidanzata Samuela la giraffa umana,sposata segretamente con Zayn Malik e Margot Robbie. Stronza se serve (sempre),spara parole NO SENSE senza neanche farlo di proposito e fa costantemente figure di merda. Ciaggo Capreh
8 Kapitel Abgeschlossene Geschichte Erwachseneninhalt
8 Kapitel
Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Erwachseneninhalt
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"You wanna know why I'm angry?" He said in between the kisses.
"Because of you" He said as he continued and my body tensed and shivered.
"Every time I think I have control over myself and decide to leave this place... to leave ... you. I stop and walk back like a puppy" He said turning me around now.
"Every time I meet someone, I compare them to you. Every fucking time I remind myself that you're an enemy, I want you even more" he said and I knew that this was one of the hardest thing for him to do.
He and neither I like to talk about how we are feeling or face reality. Yet he still did it.
"What the fuck are you doing to me Mia Bella?" He whispered with his forehead on mine and our lips inches apart.
"Kiss me" I replied
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Mafia, drugs, weapons, and all the dangerous and abnormal you can think of is what Alexandra Salvatore has to deal with on daily basis. But will that stop her from having the most rare yet desired & powerful thing in this world? Will it stop her from finding love?
An action/romance story based on imaginations and imaginations only, don't try any of this shit cause you'll die. No but seriously don't go around throwing knifes, shooting people and drinking JackDaniels every day.
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Please note that this story has:
• Strong language
• Violence
• Mature themes
If for some reason it bothers you, just click away. It's simple, I promise. For the rest of you lovely people HELLO AND WELCOME FEEL FREE TO BRING PIZZA.
Oh yeah for you grammar freaks I'm from Sweden so there might probably will be some grammar/spelling mistakes. Just feel free to correct me if you're that kind or JUST IGNORE IT. Nothing will happen to you if you do.. I promise.
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