Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Short Story

Okay, so I thought of this while I was babysitting , and I had just seen TMNT Out of the Shadows the day before, so I was hyped up on them. I thought about it for awhile, and I decided to share my thought with you. I hope this little short story amuses, or perhaps you think its clever. I don't know, that's up to you.
P.S. I didn't use my real name or the kids' real names; I made up the name Raina, Chaz, and Blaze.