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Jesús and Chris: The Attack of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Ongoing, First published Aug 30, 2016
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Meet Jesús and Chris, 2 brothers that live pretty normal lives. That is, until they are contacted by their long lost father, Dog. Soon, they are forced to team up with a friendly Jew and a cowardly arsonist to stop a pasta that has the ability to end them all! Warning: If you are religious and easily offended, DON'T read this. Don't say I didn't warn you. (Minor profanity. If your not ok with that, don't read.)
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