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Phone Calls To Target [DISCONTINUED]
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"Hello. This is Target. How may I help you?"
"What are you suppose to help me with?"
"Ma'am, how am I suppose to know? You called."
"But you answered."
"Ma'am, that's my job."
"It is?"
"You are getting on my fucking nerves, woman."
"Hey, watch your fucking language."
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In which a girl prank calls Target for fun but it ends up as a crazy adventure story.
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