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This is a book that I started in 7th grade. The title is temporary until I can find one that will better suit this, and there is a lot more to come. What you see here is only the beginning. Stay tuned!All Rights Reserved

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Losing Everything
Wed, Aug 31, 2016

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Losing Everything
Wed, Aug 31, 2016

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