It Wasn't Me!
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Complete Fri, Dec 30, 201632m
Suho was holding a meeting when someone farts.
Chaos ensues including flying accusations, hair pulling, and way too much duct tape.
Utter and complete crack.
OT12 cuz fartz.
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