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It Wasn't Me!

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badcomedy comedy crack exo farts kpop oldreferencesnoonecaresaboutanymore ot12 ot12crack poorlydonedirtyjokes

Suho was holding a meeting when someone farts. 

Chaos ensues including flying accusations, hair pulling, and way too much duct tape. 

Utter and complete crack. 

OT12 cuz fartz.All Rights Reserved

badcomedy comedy crack exo farts kpop oldreferencesnoonecaresaboutanymore ot12 ot12crack poorlydonedirtyjokes

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