Who Did What Now?
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Spilled milk is nothing to cry over, but sometimes it's worth a laugh. What would mother say if you decided to drink it straight off the floor?
What would your cat say if he could type?
Has your brother ever said that thing that everyone in the room is thinking, but no one actually says?
This is my life. It's jam-packed with conversations that you wouldn't believe. Grammatical errors, run-on sentences, and an overuse of parentheses run rampant within these little scenes - just the way I found them. :-)
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