The Frank Fic

When Frank was a young boy, his father never was able to take him to the city to see the marching band. In fact, every year, he would sit at home, listening to the commotion from afar. That is; until a foul ogre filled him with love and oniony juices one day when he was only nine.

Now, as a grown man, Frank sets out to find the ogre that once gave him so much pleasure by enlisting in the illuminati alongside his wonderful companions.

Will Frank ever find that ogre he'd grown so obsessed with? Find out here in "The Frank Fic"!