"You see I was kinda sorta maybe running for my life and the laundry shop was there, so why not."
"And? That doesn't actually give me the explanation why the new hot guy kissed you and whispered something that made your face look like a tomato."
"Well, I fell into his dirty laundry and kinda sorta maybe dragged him with me? The plus side is I became captain underpants the defender of your lower area."
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Clumsy (adj.) - Awkward in movement and handling things.
Well for Elise, clumsy is an understatement. After all she became Captain Underpants.
"Not the typical cliche teen fiction"
"You're hooked from the get go. Pretty much similar to when you can't stop eating till the last slice of pizza, or have the eagerness to pee, but can't because you're scared that if you stop reading you'll miss the intensity each word brings."
"There isn't even a word good enough to describe this book. I'm speechless."
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"Please Lexa?" Elle looks at me, "Just fill in my spot for ten minutes."
At that moment I was calm, what could go wrong with running a checkout isle for ten minutes? As it turns out, everything.
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"Why are you checking me out?" His voice questions.
Even his voice is the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
Not to mention the broad shoulder, killer jawlined boy it came from.
"I wasn't, I swear!" My cheeks blush ferociously. How the hell did he notice? In fact I'd always thought I was pretty stealthy.
He just chuckles and looks at me, a rambling mess, "Yes you are."
"Okay, alright, you know what-" I pause trying to pick up the pieces of my shattered dignity from the floor, "Maybe you shouldn't come in here like a fracking ambercrombie model and then on top of that blame a poor little innocent girl for looking-"
"I meant those. You're checking me out." He gestures to the items laying across the counter and the scanner in my hand.
Oh shit.
Let me just repeat that for a moment now.
Oh shit.
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Started: 12/27/15
Ended: 10/24/18
February 2019: #1 HUMOR
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Warning: I cannot guarantee you will walk away from this book unaffected