farmer meats bleach
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Last published Sun, Sep 4, 2016
FrostPi is an ordinary country person. they wake up at down to milk the cows and get the chicken's eggs. endmyexistence69 is an ordinary city girl, and is also a bottle of bleach. She one day visits a ranch in the country. what happens when FrostPi and endmyexistence69 meet?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) cowritten by endmyexistence69
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