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Ce soir, vous vous coucherez moins bêtes.

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Reads 488
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Parts 10
Time 8m

"Pourquoi les nuages sont blanc ?"
  Parce que être à un âge supérieur à 3652 jours humains (soit environ 10 ans) est difficile. 
  Parce que dans ce cas, il faut incarner le savoir ABSOLUT aux yeux des mômes. 
  Parce que rapporter un des sujet dit dans ce livre peut vous faire passer pour quelqu'un de cultivé et intéressante.
  Parce que vous devez sauver vos soirées meetic, gâchées par un manque de discutions et un blanc pesant
  Parce que les raisons sont infinies.
  Je vous donne LE livre à consulter par excellence.
  Tout au long de votre vie, ce sera votre bible sacrée de la guerre contre l'ignorance.
  Ainsi, ce soir, vous vous coucherez moins bêtes.All Rights Reserved

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HOW TO BECOME THE MAN YOU ARE MEANT TO BE... Everyday boys and young men are bombarded with messages and images that encourage them to make sexual impurity a way of life. And since it looks so much fun, they can easily be made to feel as if t hey're foolishly missing out on something great. But Jason Evert's 'Pure Manhood' will help them to see things in a new light. It will give them the tools they need to stay pure -- or to return to purity, Evert also answers the most common questions boys have about women, sex, and dating, including... >What do girls want? >How far is too far? >What's wrong with just thinking about it? >What's wrong with porn? You're not hurting anyone. >If she's willing to do it, why is it wrong? >What about safe sex? >Shouldn't I be free to do whatever I want? >How do I stay pure? 'Pure Manhood' will be a priceless gift to both the young men who read it and to their future familiA ------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer:- The information contained (the "Service") is for general information purposes only. I assume no responsibility for errors or omissions in the contents. In no event shall 'I' be liable for any special, direct, indirect, consequential, or incidental damages or any damages whatsoever, whether in an action of contract, negligence or other tort, arising out of or in connection with the use of this content or the part of contents. This Disclaimer is licensed by TermsFeed Generator to this respective media. External links disclaimer- It may contain links to external websites that are not provided or maintained by or in any way affiliated with Me Please note that 'I' do not guarantee the accuracy, relevance, timeliness, or completeness of any information on these external websites. #Atheist.. Please calm down... #Peace