Ce soir, vous vous coucherez moins bêtes.
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Last published Sat, Sep 10, 2016
"Pourquoi les nuages sont blanc ?"
Parce que être à un âge supérieur à 3652 jours humains (soit environ 10 ans) est difficile.
Parce que dans ce cas, il faut incarner le savoir ABSOLUT aux yeux des mômes.
Parce que rapporter un des sujet dit dans ce livre peut vous faire passer pour quelqu'un de cultivé et intéressante.
Parce que vous devez sauver vos soirées meetic, gâchées par un manque de discutions et un blanc pesant
Parce que les raisons sont infinies.
Je vous donne LE livre à consulter par excellence.
Tout au long de votre vie, ce sera votre bible sacrée de la guerre contre l'ignorance.
Ainsi, ce soir, vous vous coucherez moins bêtes.
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