Buddies
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Sep 11, 2016
"Hey"
"Jaaaaaanice! It has begun."
"What- oh- okay, what do you need?"
"I NEED FOOD GOD DAMNIT"
"Okay"
"EVERYTHING TASTES WEIRD WTF"
"Okay"
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