It all started the morning I caught my best friend shagging the school weirdo. Knowing I didn't stand a chance with my best mate, I shagged a classmate - only to be brutally outed because of it. Now I don't know who outed me, and when my family's going to find out... all I know is I don't want them to. And I want to know who took that picture so I can beat their face in. My best mate's taken, I've shagged the school slag who may or may not have outed me to everyone, and the new bloke's quite cute. Like my life isn't enough of a mess.