Replacing Zayn: A One Direction Spoof Book

Barely a week has passed since Zayn Malik left the boy band of One Direction. Despite the fans' war cries of reactions, the remaining members were already informed of their ex-bandmate's departure before it occurred. I mean, look at the bright side, their album sales will probably increase due to Malik's departure. However, it is soon to be discovered that album sales and potential death threats from fans are not their worse trouble, because there is a question none of them would have thought of until now: Should they replace Zayn, and if they do, with who?

The lads decide to have a fan contest to see if any of their fans have the potential to be in the band. And besides, even if a few of them do sound like dying cows out of the few that do sound good, this is all part of the 'grieving' and grief passes eventually, right?

I do not own One Direction.

~May be a sort of parody in a way that still portrays One Direction as One Direction