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Jokes

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Capítulos 30
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Leituras 500
Votos 2
Capítulos 30
Tempo 7m

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inappropriate inside jokes

I have a weird life and I do a lot of dumb things. I would love to share all the dumb sh!t I, and the occasional friend do.


"Some days I amaze myself...others I leave my keys in the fridge"
-dis quote is from ifunnyTodos os Direitos Reservados

inappropriate inside jokes

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