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I have a weird life and I do a lot of dumb things. I would love to share all the dumb sh!t I, and the occasional friend do.


"Some days I amaze myself...others I leave my keys in the fridge"
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¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

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I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... *********##########********* Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at description

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¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

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