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"yo Patrick, you got a minute ",Mr Greg calls out to me."l got a sec ". you see that guy over there, He's black and I hate him",Mr Gregory says  "but I'm black ",Patrick say while pointing a finger at himself. "I know",he say looking through the window.  "so what do you want me to do",Patrick insists. "I want you to do what black people do",Mr Greg says. "kill him",Patrick say with fear. "he'll no. why in the world would you have that idea . Take him to a basketball game and go watch lebron James score a three pointers ". "yea yea ",Patrick grumbles as he is about to go."oh one more thing",Mr Greg says. "what",Patrick frustrated. "there's some chicken in the freezer ". "a chicken ",Patrick says concerned. "don't be stupid. He's black, blind idiot ", "asshole ",Mr Greg murmurs to himself.All Rights Reserved

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Keep H.I.M |Dave East|Chris Brown| by TrilllQueen

"Bianca what the fuck was that?" David says to me as we walk inside his house. The whole car ride was silent, no one uttered a word and I don't know why. I hate silence. Silence allows the brain to think about a lot of shit over and over. He already had a lot of things replaying in his head. He probably thought about how to reply to my comments. He just had this whole conversation planned out already. "What was what?" I reply sitting down on the couch. I sigh of relief that I finally got a chance to take off my heels. "Y'all got something going on between y'all, don't y'all?" David replies standing up "I don't know what you're talking about" I unzip my jacket sitting it down beside me. I knew my nonchalantness would piss him off. "Bianca stop fucking playing with me" David spat back. He's not the type to raise his voice during an argument. You knew he was mad when he starts cursing at you and says your name all in the same sentence. "I'm not doing anything. I don't know what or who you're talking about David" I take out my phone and start to text Parish telling her how the event went. "You fucking Chris aren't you?" I just looked up at him making a stank face and then back down at my phone. "Hello? I'm talking to you" David stands in front of me. I wasn't in the mood to bicker back and forth with him right now. I could've just told him yes, but he didn't want to know the truth. He smacks my phone out of my hand. I look up at him "Are you fucking him?!" He yells at me and that took me off guard. "No!" I shout back at him. "Are we done yelling?" I ask calmly raising an eyebrow. "You think this shit funny?" He questions "Go home"

My love is as a fever by itzwinwintime

Characters:- Timothy- A college student who is studying in film department. He is very tall and looks like a K-pop idol. New- A college student who is studying graphic designing. He is a short guy and secretly having a crush on Tim. (In the night) New was watching 2gether series in his laptop while sitting at his study table. Suddenly, someone knocked New's door. New saw through the peephole but there was no one standing there but he heard the knocking sound. Then, he opened the door. Tim surprised him with two cups of Starbucks Coffee. (Starbucks is a very famous Coffee Shop) "Oii... You just scared me. Why did you came here now?" "I want to ask some questions". "What question?" New asked while watching the series. "Am I considered as gay now?" New got shocked by that question and turned at him and laughed. "Are you serious? Don't you know that you're gay when you were sucking my neck yesterday?". "I just kiss your neck because I like you. But I don't like boys. Isn't that weird?" "Then, who am I?" "You are New". "I mean what gender am I?". "Boy right? Don't say you're girl and changed your gender to boy". "Noooo, I was born as a boy" New was laughing at him so hard. Tim was staring at him cluelessly. "Okay, I can understand you now. You are Pansexual" New said it confidently. "What is Pansexual?" "Pansexual means you're attracted towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity". "How am I attracted like that?" "You maybe attracted by sexually, romantically or emotionally". New sat in front of him on the bed and held his hands. "Look at me. How are you attracted towards me right now? Sexually, romantically or emotionally?" Tim looked at him from his hair to his toes. "I think that I'm attracted to you by all those aspects. But seeing you in these shortpants making me want to have sex with you right now" Tim touched his thighs. "Mr. Timothy, stop touching me! I want to watch a series" New removed Tim's hands from thighs.

Friend-Zoned by YOU_KILLED_KENNY13

"So... Wanna skip Gym and make out in the janitor's closet or something?" •°•°•°•°• "We can't tell my dad this, y'know. If he knew I was gay as hell, he'd make sure he gave me hell." •°•°•°•°• "What? No way. We're just friends. That Irish loser can screw every guy around here for all I care. I am NOT gay." •°•°•°•°• "It's complicated, alright? Dang it, Signe, I don't know! One minute he's all over me, then he acts like we can't even be friends outside of our houses... I'm so confused." •°•°•°•°• "I can feel you staring at me, Jack." •°•°•°•°• "Mark. That has to be the absolute gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I fookin' love it." •°•°•°•°• - Story may or may not contain anything beyond the mentions of anything sexual. - It's purposefully short, okay? - This story does NOT have any true detail. - This story is NOT based upon the people in it; everything from looks to personality is 90% false. - This story is really not going to be any count, but hey, go ahead. I warned you :'^)

Life According to 7-eleven Girl (Interracial Eminem fanfic) by Eminemzminnie

Marshall's POV. I had just gotten off the tour bus and hopping in this 7-eleven that I hoped had some Red Bull and Nacho's cause after being stuck on that bus for 7 hours and everyone eating up all the food.. I was absolutely starving. I quickly got in the store with my hood down seeing that no one was really around to recognize me but just in case I grabbed all the items that I thought was necessary to make sure I wouldn't get hungry any time soon. Then I went up to the counter and saw the cashier who was busy talking on her phone instead of paying attention to the customers like she should be doing. "Yo, i'm ready to be rung up." I said hoping she would get off the phone. "No, what your ready for is a new hair style, your hair looks like one of those yellow scrub brushes you would buy at the Family Dollar store down the street." She retorted. And that's where it all began..

Doh Hate The Player Hate The Game by sstacian

"Lia stop fuck round wid mi bredda...right now yah mek mi head chip!"he yells. "Weh mi a do?..no you seh a did just wah one night thing!"i said sarcastically. " Yuh know seh yah fucking get on top a mi nerves,"he says grabbing my hand. "Or yuh just cyah keep yuh hand off a mi body," I said pulling away my hand. Watch as the playboy slowly falls in love with the school nerd,when he discovers how dirty she can actually get.

Am I straight? -» Phan by slightlyAwriter

- attempt #?? - Dan was an average little adolescent. Had a girlfriend, went to high school, basic stuff. But during an open house for his school, he finds someone more fitting to his eyes. p.s * my autocorrect back then was utter shit. my "the" turned into "lé" * p.s.s * also, if you dont read it because of the autocorrect problem, that is fine :) i wont be sad about it * p.s.s.s * i am a confident asshole *

My Pastry Chef (B×B) [Book 2 of the Tantalizing Love Series] by Squidtcyc

"Do you sit in sugar?" I asked casually as I stared at his back muscles. "No. Why? " His muscles rippled with every move he made, making me drool internally. "Cause you have a damn fine and sweet looking ass." "You're horny." "No, I'm just trying to satisfy my sweet tooth." He growled out irritated making a smirk form on my face. "Eat a chocolate or something." Finally he spoke more that two words at a single time. " Something like...you?" He turned around to glare at me for a second before turning back. "Fuck off." "No, fuck me." So that ^ is just an inside of what's going to happen. Please read the story to find out what happens in the end. Highest rankings: #1 in food #1 in nickbateman #121 in yaoi #1 in bxb #4 in boy x boy #10 in gayromance #320 in lgbt/lgbtq [Book 1 of the Tantalizing Love Series] - A Chocolate Kiss (completed) [Book 2 of the Tantalizing Love Series] - My Pastry Chef (completed) [Book 3 of the Tantalizing Love Series] - Sweet Temptation (completed)

Kill Me Gangleader by Flirtyflower01

Someone walks into the room but I cannot see its face. It looks like a man and by the look of his posture, he seems very important. "Why were you in my territory?" His voice is strangely calm however I think its the calm before the storm. "I didn't know it was your territory! For gods sake how many times do I have to tell you people? Just let me go and I promise I won't say anything to anyone. Not like I have anyone to tell." The last part I said in a whisper. He didn't need to know the situation I was in. I hear the cock of a gun making me raise my head. The all too familiar sound ringing in my ears. "I don't believe you bitch, so you better tell me the truth or your brains are gonna end up on the wall." Ah there's the storm. "A gun doesn't scare me arsehole, I've had way worse things than that!" He steps forward into the light so I can see his features. He is extremely good looking but right now is not the right time to admire his beauty. I stare straight into his pitch black eyes, daring him to try harder than this. He smirks and leans forward searching my eyes. Before I can even register what's happening, he punches me in the face. *** Mature Content

[UNTITLED] by julesmosswriting

"Stop messing with me." He threatened through his teeth, his breathing as erratic as mine. I let out a stifled laugh. "Or else?" He inhaled deep through his nose, poked the inside of his cheek, as if he was trying to make a tough decision, all the while keeping such an intense stare on my eyes, it was almost uncomfortable. "I won, so you stop." James' mouth was so close, I could feel his words in mine. "Think again, Jamesie." I raised my left hand to his throat, holding the same dagger I had knocked out of his hand before. In the middle of all the rolling around, I'd managed to catch it. A strike of luck, really. James grunted a labored sigh and inched even further towards me. "You're fucking impossible..." His eyes flicked over to my lips. I felt my stomach tingle. "You're heavy." I complained, my voice a little more than a rasp. His index finger grazed on my jaw. "You can take it." [---] My life was perfectly fine. Adoptive daughter of a millionaire, unofficial leader of a team of private security, friend to many unstable, skilled fighters, free as a little bird to do whatever I wanted - as long as I kept it out of the media's scent. Then along came James Fucking Blackwell to ruin everything. Just because I happened to rescue him during my time as an asset for the US Army, the damn asshole convinced himself I was some sort of angel and wouldn't leave me alone. I hated him. Kinda. [---] All comments welcomed, but please be kind to one another. Possible TW: - cursing (a lot) - mentions of SA - mentions of miscarriage - depiction of violence - mention of weapons - mature content All rights of this story belong to me. Any similarities with real life are merely coincidental as the story is entirely fictional. Hope you enjoy reading <3

Finding Maze by Cosmic-Enigma

" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.

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Keep H.I.M |Dave East|Chris Brown|

"Bianca what the fuck was that?" David says to me as we walk inside his house. The whole car ride was silent, no one uttered a word and I don't know why. I hate silence. Silence allows the brain to think about a lot of shit over and over. He already had a lot of things replaying in his head. He probably thought about how to reply to my comments. He just had this whole conversation planned out already. "What was what?" I reply sitting down on the couch. I sigh of relief that I finally got a chance to take off my heels. "Y'all got something going on between y'all, don't y'all?" David replies standing up "I don't know what you're talking about" I unzip my jacket sitting it down beside me. I knew my nonchalantness would piss him off. "Bianca stop fucking playing with me" David spat back. He's not the type to raise his voice during an argument. You knew he was mad when he starts cursing at you and says your name all in the same sentence. "I'm not doing anything. I don't know what or who you're talking about David" I take out my phone and start to text Parish telling her how the event went. "You fucking Chris aren't you?" I just looked up at him making a stank face and then back down at my phone. "Hello? I'm talking to you" David stands in front of me. I wasn't in the mood to bicker back and forth with him right now. I could've just told him yes, but he didn't want to know the truth. He smacks my phone out of my hand. I look up at him "Are you fucking him?!" He yells at me and that took me off guard. "No!" I shout back at him. "Are we done yelling?" I ask calmly raising an eyebrow. "You think this shit funny?" He questions "Go home"