Drunken Paul Landers
RosenrotKruspe
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  • Reads 3,820
  • Votes 170
  • Parts 6
  • Time 47m
RosenrotKruspe
Complete, First published Sep 06, 2016
Mature
comedydrunkflakefunguitarslovemxmoliverpaulrammsteinrehearsalrichardsecrettill
Paul is being drunk and starts a conversation with Schneider, what leads to a bizarre misunderstanding and disturbed relations within the band...

All rights are for the amazing writer "Pfepperon" on deviantart
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Let's be honest, we've all suffered through some pretty embarrassing moments in life. Maybe you said the wrong thing, sat at the wrong table on a blind date, walked into a door, walked into the wrong room, turned around too fast and walked into someone...? Let's be honest, we've all been there. It's OK though. Really. Here's the story of a woman who suffers from it all everyday. She's British, but lives in New York, with her best friends. She's haunted by her past and has some serious baggage. She is something, alright... as you shall witness... but with what is going to happen, none of it will matter. You'll see. Slow build and Rammstein are not a band.

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