H.E.L.P. Line
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- Votes 10
- Parts 9
"Hello, this is Walmart, how may I help you?"
"Help!"
"What's wrong! Sir, sir!"
"My arm, it won't stop bleeding!"
"..."
"..."
"That wasn't a funny joke, and sir?"
"Yes?"
"You're an ass."
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