I'm With Stupid
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"Let me get this straight. You were asked to audition for a renowned play by the director himself, who by the way, specifically gave you not one but two characters that he thinks is the best for you and you pick neither but decide to go for another one all together?! Oh did I forget to mention it's a male character?!? The role is meant for a guy Rory, a guy!!!"
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